Welcome

Welcome to “May God Smite You,” the blog about everything I hate. Walking around New York City, I find that I lose faith in humanity on a daily basis. This blog is dedicated to everyone who inspires that loss of faith, and who I believe should be smited by God. Enjoy.

and on that note

- people who seek attention/sympathy through fb statuses. As in “when will the misery end?” or “hope i don’t have to go to the hospital for more valium like i did last night,” or my personal favorite “i just want to cry.” (Also from that user, “maybe i’m not worthless.”)

-people who use fb statuses to covertly (conspicuously) advertise developments in their lives that they feel are noteworthy. “Oh, so much packing to do. and I need to get my cat ready for the big move to my bf’s place this week.” Great job, ____. We now all know that you actually have a bf and a serious relationship. Congratulations. That was stealthy.

- People who take their fb photos from an annoyingly high angle…We have seen you in real life before, and we know that you do not have a chin.

-People who pout and/or make really serious/unhappy faces in their profile pictures in pathetic attempts to look really sexy. You don’t look hot; you look like you need prozac. And common sense.

-People who whistle in the workplace.

a late dose of hate

- People who try to show off their intelligence via fb status.  I really don’t care if you found [x] moral philospher intriguing, and for the love of God, do NOT quote poetry to me. Get over yourself…nobody thinks you are an intellectual because you try to make your fb statuses deep.

Bobst inspires my fury

• stupid people at bobst…meaning those who:

1. Laugh and talk loudly within study rooms as if they are soundproof.
2. Laugh and talk loudly OUTSIDE of the study room while waiting for another group to vacate.
3. Any and all large groups of giggly asian girls who move in large packs throughout the library.
4. People who talk on their cell phones in the QUIET lounges and then look at you stupid when you glare at them.
5. People who speak loudly in a foreign tongue just outside the doors to quiet areas, so that every single time someone leaves or enters the area your reading is interrupted by loud, unintelligible babbling.

I HATE YOU ALL.

• “push” doors with pull handles
• people who use the word “irregardless”

more hate

• yogurtland
• the DOUBLE popped collar (courtesy of Jin Lee)
• the two guys sitting across from me at Bobst last night, one of whom proudly declared that someone had left their ipod in class and that he had decided to “just keep it,” to which his friend responded “awesome.” >: O

The First List

• people who attempt to enter subway cars before everyone has exited.
• people who congregate and block subway entrances and other narrow paths.
• couples and other groups who walk two and three wide at a slow pace on narrow sidewalks.
• men who try to beat (pregnant) women, children, and/or the elderly to seats on the subway.
• the person who took my ipod from Bobst.
• people who wear crocs.
• families who wear crocs IN COORDINATING COLORS.
• popped collars.
• people who let the door shut behind them when someone is clearly coming right behind them.
• people who wear socks with sandals.
• girls who wear the waist belt somewhere other than their waist.
• people who wear toe rings.
• jodi chao

more to come….